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September 4, 2008

I've done all the fiddling I'm gonna do for awhile with Chapter Forty-One of Oprah's Dead Son. Here's an excerpt. Don't count on ever seeing it in print 'cause the only books you're ever gonna see in print are moneygrubbing bullshit books written by moneygrubbing bullshit writers, doctored-up by moneygrubbing bullshit agents, published by moneygrubbing bullshit publishers, promoted by moneygrubbing bullshit media dweebs and nd made into movies by moneygrubbing bullshit movie agents. Oh, in case anyone thinks the excerpt sounds "anti-Semitic," keep in mind it's fiction and that characters in novels are apt to say all sorts of silly things:

OPRAH'S DEAD SON Chapter Forty-one (excerpt) "Nothing you've said all day isn't anti-Semitic," Oprah says. "Cool. I must be on the right track. You've been brainwashed to believe there's nothing worse in the world than anti-Semitism. If you see or hear something that looks or sounds as if it may be vaguely critical of Israel or Jews in general or some random Jew in particular, you close your eyes, hold your hands over your ears and squawk like a chicken. Ayone perceived as anti-Semitic gets ignored, dismissed, called crazy. It's a closed, self-fulfilling, self-aggrandizing system, out of which not the slightest sliver of truth can ever hope to escape." "And you want to open it up? See to it somehow that uppity, moneygrubbing Jews get taken down a peg or two?" "Nope. I don't care what uppity, moneygrubbing Jews do, but I wouldn't mind it if you had the slightest clue that what I'm saying might just be a tiny bit true. It's a lot to ask, I know. The truth is anti-Semitic. It should be avoided at all costs. Try saying something anti-Semitic on your show someday. I dare you. You'll be off the air by the time they come back from the next commercial." "What did Jews ever do to you?" Oprah frowns. "Normal, nice, everyday, sweetiepie Jews who eat bagels and laugh at each other's jokes? Nothing. I like nice Jews. But the sniveling, sanctimonious Nazi Jews who run the media and entertainment monopoly pissed me off." "For not paying any attention to your stupid hippie book?" "Yep. And for being smug, smarmy, thoughtless Nazi thugs who rot a billion brains a day for the sake of making money. It's not just my stupid hippie book, it's any book worth reading or writing, anything worth knowing, anything that's not giddy, giggly, pop culture puke or fatuous, frivolous, facile drivel. The human mind has been turned into fascist, moneygrubbing mush in the past sixty years. The only things that are ever allowed into your consciousness are things that conform to the parameters of Nazi propaganda, period. If it doesn't make money you can't know it 'cause anything that doesn't make money isn't worth knowing. Those are the new parameters of Nazi propaganda. You can look 'em up in The New Nazi Propaganda Manual. It's put out by the Jews and guys who kiss up to Jews who run every aspect of media and entertainment from The New York Times to MTV—Rolling Stone, Comedy Central, Conde Nast, The Weinstein Company, Republicans, Democrats, publicists, agents, managers, you name it. Nazi propaganda pisses me off. When someone pisses me off I try to piss 'em off back. It's the least I can do." "In your own mind, maybe." "My own mind's what matters. Hitler would've pissed me off. I would've tried to piss him off back. Si Newhouse and Sumner Redstone and Peter Chernin and Charlie Rose piss me off. I hope there's something I can do someday to piss them off back. If you don't at least try to piss off the people who piss you off you might as well check yourself into Dachau—that's where you're living anyway..." Read the whole chapter and the previous two chapter here. Or not.

If you wanna listen to some sample chapters from The Audio Book of Ginny Good, click this:

http://everyonewhosanyone.com/ggsyn.html

Here's the real book of Ginny Good in its entirety for free (everything I do is free):

http://everyonewhosanyone.com/ggsyn1.html

If you want a copy of the whole huge fifteen-hour audio book extravaganza on .mp3 CDs, give me an address and I'll send you a copy. There's a bunch of other stuff on my little website, too. Click some links and see. Thanks. G.

Gerard Jones
everyone@everyonewhosanyone.com
http://www.everyonewhosanyone.com

"...they'll have me whipped for speaking true, thou'lt
have me whipped for lying; and sometimes I am
whipped for holding my peace. I had rather be any
kind o' thing than a fool: and yet I would not be
thee, nuncle..."

Sony Corporation
6-7-35 Kitashinagawa
Shinagawa-ku
Tokyo 141-0001, Japan

http://www.sony.net

Sony Corporation of America
550 Madison Ave.
New York, NY 10022
(212) 833-6800

http://www.sony.com

Sony Pictures Entertainment
10202 W. Washington Blvd.
Culver City, CA 90232
(310) 244-4000

http://www.sonypictures.com

Columbia Pictures
10202 W. Washington Blvd.
Culver City, CA 90232
(310) 244-4000

http://www.spe.sony.com

***Redacted***

So solicit it. Or, better yet, go get a copy and read it. You can read books, right? I mean, you're allowed to do that aren't you? Read over my original e-mail, all I did was turn you on to a good book. Thanks. G.

Fuck you. Stop wasting my time. You have no idea what I read, certainly not your bullshit blanket emails. Dumbass, get a life.

You should; they're great! Maybe not as brave and eternal as Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, but close. Here's a little something by which you might be edified. Or not. Go listen to it. Or not. Thanks. G.

http://everyonewhosanyone.com/audio/GGch2m.mp3

***Redacted***

Hey, Karen, with due respect to your studio insurers and whoever wrote the boilerplate you sent me, if you would've read my e-mail you would've realized that Ginny Good is a book and, as such, is copyrighted up the wazoo and can't therefore be plagiarized any more than you could plagarize Moby Dick. You guys must be able to read books, right? All my e-mail did was suggest a good book and offer to send you a free copy. Surely the studio insurers can't have a problem with that, can they? Wouldn't that put a bit of a crimp Sony's and Columbia's creative affairs? You're the VP of those affairs, aren't you? Stand up to the studios' insurers. Tell 'em you can read a good book if you want to. Tell 'em it's in their overall best interests. Good movies often come from good books. Thanks. G.

Screen Gems
10202 W. Washington Blvd.
Culver City, CA 90232
(310) 244-4000

Sony Pictures Imageworks
9050 W. Washington Blvd.
Culver City, CA 90232
(310) 840-8000

(Sony Pictures Animation)

http://www.imageworks.com

Sony Pictures Classics
550 Madison Ave., 8th Flr.
New York, NY 10022
(212) 833-8833

Sony Pictures Television
9050 W. Washington Blvd.
Culver City, CA 90232
(310) 244-4000

(Krasnoff Foster Productions)

who are you and why are you emailing me?

My e-mail is fairly self-explanatory. If, after you've read it, you have a specific question, ask. Thanks. G.

I am in television sales so the email is not self explanatory to me....I have never heard of this project...specific question is....are you sure you are emailing the correct person?

You're one of the people on my list of "15,000 media and entertainment boys and girls," etc. I'm e-mailing all of them to advertise "a great work of timeless literature" which has gone underappreciated...much the same way you might advertise a TV show you thought was underappreciated. It's nothing personal, you just happen to do what you do and thereby wound up on my little list. If you don't want me to send you anymore e-mails, say so, and I'll gladly not send you anymore e-mails. If you hang out with content producers, tell 'em to make some content out of my gorgeous, free, fifteen hour audio book which you or they can listen to here. Thanks. G.

http://everyonewhosanyone.com/ggsyn.html

Sony Pictures Family Entertainment
9050 W. Washington Blvd.
Culver City, CA 90232
(310) 202-3704

Cooper's Town Productions
302-A W. 12th St., Ste. 214
New York, NY 10014
(212) 255-7566

http://www.cooperstownproductions.com

Ballyhoo, Inc.
6738 Wedgewood Place
Los Angeles, CA 90068
(323) 874-3396

The Hal Lieberman Company
10202 W. Washington Blvd., Robert Young Bldg., Ste. 3200
Culver City, CA 90232
(310) 244-4744

John Calley Productions
10202 West Washington Blvd. Lean Bldg., Suite 119
Culver City, CA 90232
310-244-7777

Spyglass Entertainment Group
10900 Wilshire Blvd.
Los Angeles, CA, 90024
(310) 443-5800

http://www.spyglassentertainment.com

PLEASE REMOVE THE FOLLOWING EMAIL ADDRESS FROM YOUR MAILING LIST AND WEBSITE. JCHERNOV@SPYGLASSENT.COM THANK YOU.

Why? G.

Because Jeffrey Chernov does not accept script or story idea submissions and does not appreciate all of these irrelevant emails flooding his inbox. Thank you. David Ravin

Nobody accepts script or story idea submissions, are you kidding? That's why so many irrelevant movies are flooding movie theaters. That may change someday and when it does my cool little website will come in handy but in the meantime it's still a free country, right? Free speech? Free press? Prohibitions against restraint of trade? Oh, I hope so. Thanks. G.

http://everyonewhosanyone.com

He is someone who does not accept unsolicited story submissions. Thanks then for being an incredibly large asshole. Call that a policy.

Like I said, no one does, big whoop. And you're welcome. G.

Read a lil bit about ginny good. No wonder it keeps being "bounced back" It's a POS. lol

Oh, my gosh, I'm in shock and awe and beside myself with glee that such a discerning literary giant would heap such praise on my beautiful book! What wonderful things does POS stand for, by the way? It's no doubt an acronym in Latin or Greek or Sanskrit and probably too scholarly for me, but thanks. G.

Also, if you care about having accurate information on your site, here is Jeffrey Chernov's correct title: SVP of Physical Production. You're welcome.

Nothing interests me more. G.

Winkler Films
211 S. Beverly Dr., Ste. 200
Beverly Hills, CA 90212
(310) 858-5780

Matinee Pictures
2916 Main St., 2nd Flr.
Santa Monica, CA 90405

http://www.matineepictures.com

Bedford Falls Company
409 Santa Monica Blvd., Penthouse
Santa Monica, CA 90401
(310) 394-5022

Original Film
2045 S. Barrington Ave.
Los Angeles, CA 90025
(310) 445-9000

http://www.originalfilm.com

Flower Films
9220 Sunset Blvd., Ste. 309
Los Angeles, CA 90069
(310) 285-0200

Signature Pictures
725 Arizona Avenue
Santa Monica, CA 90401
(310) 394-1000

http://www.signaturepictures.com

Revolution Studios
2900 W. Olympic Blvd.
Santa Monica, CA 90404
(310) 255-7000

(Red Om Films, Cheyenne Entertainment, Arnold/Roth Productions, Blue Bay Productions...)

http://www.revolutionstudios.com

Red Om Films
16 W. 19th St., 12th Flr.
New York, NY 10011
(212) 243-2900

Cheyenne Enterprises
406 Wilshire Blvd
Santa Monica, CA 90401
(310) 455-5000

http://www.brucewillis.com

Arnold/Roth Productions
2900 W. Olympic Blvd.
Santa Monica, CA 90404
(310) 255-7000

Blue Bay Productions
1119 Colorado Ave., Ste. 100
Santa Monica, CA 90401
(310) 440-9904

Laurence Mark Productions
10202 W. Washington Blvd., Poiter Bldg., Rm. 3111
Culver City, CA 90232
(310) 244-5239

Gittes, Inc.
10202 W. Washington Blvd., Poitier, Rm. 1200
Culver CIty, CA 90232-3195
(310) 244-4333

Marvel Studios
10474 Santa Monica Blvd. Ste. 206
Los Angeles, CA 90025

http://www.marvel.com

Motion Picture Corporation Of America
1333 Second St., Ste. 210
Santa Monica, CA 90401
(310) 319-9500

http://www.mpcafilm.com

Out of the Blue...Entertainment
10202 W. Washington Blvd, Astaire Bldg., Rm. 1200
Culver City, CA 90232
(310) 244-7811

***Redacted***

Hey, David, you're right! You're not the David Levine...from Out of the Blue. I obviously have no idea who I'm writing to. There's another Gerard Jones who's a famous comic book writer but now writes regular books, as well. We get confused for one another. He's better known than I am but I'm older and had the name way before he did. Forward my little e-mail along to someone in development. Tell 'em Ginny Good is just a book (already published and doing okay so no one can steal it...I know how paranoid about that sort of thing movie guys are) that would make as good a movie as Cuckoo's Nest or The Godfather. It's set in Northern California from the early, early sixties through the seventies, so all that Haight-Ashbury hippie stuff comes into play but it's incidental to the "story." If you want a copy to read for fun, let me know. Thanks. G.

Red Wagon Productions
10202 W. Washington Blvd., Hepburn West
Culver City, CA 90232
(310) 244-4466

Laura Ziskin Productions
10202 W. Washington Blvd.
Culver City, CA 90232
(310) 244-7373

Buckaroo Entertainment
10202 W. Washington Blvd., David Lean Bldg., Ste. 1
Culver City, CA 90232
(310) 244-4646

Craig Anderson Productions
10202 W. Washington Blvd., Meralta Bldg.
Culver City, CA 90232
(310) 841-2555

Ricochet Entertainment
10202 W. Washington Blvd., Astaire Bldg.
Culver City, CA 90232
(310) 244-8065

Overbrook Entertainment
450 North Roxbury Drive, 4th Flr.
Beverly Hills, CA 90210
(310) 432-2400

Mandy Films
9201 Wilshire Blvd., Ste. 206
Beverly Hills, CA 90210
(310) 246-0500

Wendy Finerman Productions
10202 W. Washington Blvd., Lean Bldg., Ste. 220
Culver City, CA 90232
(310) 244-8800

http://www.wendyfinermanproductions.com

Happy Madison Productions
10202 West Washington Blvd., Judy Garland Bldg.
Culver City, CA 90232
(310) 244-3100

Jean Doumanian Productions
595 Madison Ave., Ste. 2200
New York, NY 10022
(212) 486-2626

Angry Dragon Entertainment
10202 Washington Blvd.
Culver City, CA 90232
310-244-6996

Escape Artists
10202 W. Washington Blvd., Lean Bldg.
Culver City, CA 90232
(310) 244-8833

Gracie Films
10202 W. Washington Blvd., Poitier Bldg.
Los Angeles, CA 90232
(310) 244-4222

http://www.graciefilms.com

Phoenix Pictures
10202 W. Washington Blvd., Frankovich Bldg. Rm. 204
Culver City, CA 90232

(Orbit Entertainment Group, Plurabelle Films...)

http://www.phoenixpictures.com

Mace Neufeld Productions
9100 Wilshire Blvd., Ste. 517 (East Tower)
Beverly Hills, California 90212
(310) 401-6868

Angry Films
10202 Washington Blvd., Poitier 3206
Culver City, CA 90232
(310) 244-7590

Kaplan, Perrone Entertainment
10202 West Washington Blvd.
Astaire Building, Ste. 3003
Culver City, California 90232
(310) 244-6681

http://www.kaplanperrone.com

First Kiss Productions
468 N. Camden Dr., Ste. 200
Beverly Hills, CA 90210
(310) 860-5611

Tami Lynn Productions
20411 Chapter Drive
Woodland Hills, CA 91364
(818) 888-8264

Responding to your email, please send me your complimentary book. Thank you, Tami Lynn

Hey, Tami, the e-mail included a link to the complimentary book, just click this:

http://everyonewhosanyone.com/ggsyn1.html

If you want a copy of the real book and/or a copy of the fifteen hour audio book, let me know. Here's a sample chapter of the audio book. Thanks. G.

http://everyonewhosanyone.com/audio/GGch35m.mp3

Sidney Kimmel Entertainment
9460 Wilshire Blvd., Ste. 800
Beverly Hills, CA 90212
(310) 777-8818

250 Hudson St., 10th Flr.
New York, New York 10013
(212) 431-5550

(Longfellow Pictures)

***Redacted***

Dear John: I don't have a pdf reader, what does it say? Thanks. G.

***Redacted***

So she wants all that "included in (her) entry" in my little directory? Maybe you should read things before you answer them. Thanks. G.

Longfellow Pictures
145 Hudson Street
New York, NY 10013
(212) 431-5550

More Miscellaneous Independent Movie Guys I Ran Out of Room to Stick Up in the Independent Movie Guy Sections

Full Moon & High Tide Productions
424 Main St.
El Segundo, CA 90245
(310) 647-1958

http://www.fmht.net

Four Point Entertainment
19528 Ventura Blvd., Ste. 400
Tarzana, CA 91356
(310) 739-9400

http://www.fourpointentertainment.com

Halcyon Picture Ltd
3rd Flr., Kenilworth House
79/80 Margaret Street
London W1W 8TA

http://www.halcyonpictures.com

Wisenheimer Films
139 South Kilkea Drive
Los Angeles, CA 90048
(323) 653-5545

http://www.wisenheimerfilms.com

World of Wonder Productions
6650 Hollywood Blvd., Ste.400
Los Angeles, CA 90028
(323) 603-6300

http://www.worldofwonder.net

Your Half Pictures
1752 Garfield Place
Hollywood, CA 90028
(323) 466-3679

http://www.yourhalf.com

Zero Pictures
171 Pier Ave., Ste. 317
Santa Monica, CA 90405
(310) 450.9040

http://www.zeropictures.com

WhiteLight Entertainment
5200 Lankershim Blvd., Ste. 350
North Hollywood, CA 91601
(818) 655-9747

http://www.whitelight-entertainment.com

Weller/Grossman Productions
5200 Lankershim Blvd., Ste. 500
North Hollywood, CA 91601
(818) 755-4800

http://www.wellergrossman.com

Wardenclyffe Entertainment
8899 Beverly Blvd., Ste. 603
Los Angeles, CA 90048
(310) 273-9664

http://www.wardenclyffeentertainment.com

Two Oceans Entertainment
2017 Lemoyne St.
Los Angeles 90026
(818) 761-0347

Union Square Entertainment
9595 Wilshire Blvd., Ste. 900
Beverly Hills, CA 90212
(310) 300-8410

http://www.unionsquareent.com

Tule River Films
940 W. Alameda Ave.
Burbank, CA 91506
(818) 556-2667

http://www.tuleriverfilms.com

Bunim/Murray Productions
PO Box 10421
Van Nuys, CA 91410

http://www.bunim-murray.com

Gold Pictures
100 Universal City Plaza, Bldg. 2352-A, Ste. 107
Universal City, CA 91608
(818) 777-1708

http://www.goldpictures.com

(@) = Not a corporate fascist. (Feel free to apply for non-corporate fascist status...simply tell me in fifty words or fewer why you think you're not a corporate fascist.)

(*) = E-mail bounced. Correct information much appreciated. In fact, anyone who knows anything I don't know, let me know.

(!) = E-mail blocked (just mine, not yours), probably 'cause the intended recipient and/or the company by which he or she is owned and operated is an extra brainwashed, super chicken, corporate fascist goon.

(666) = Asked not to be contacted (by me, not by you), very likely because he or she is a happy little slave boy or a happy little slave girl and doesn't want it any other way, uh-huh, uh-huh.

Gerard Jones
everyone@everyonewhosanyone.com