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September 4, 2008

I've done all the fiddling I'm gonna do for awhile with Chapter Forty-One of Oprah's Dead Son. Here's an excerpt. Don't count on ever seeing it in print 'cause the only books you're ever gonna see in print are moneygrubbing bullshit books written by moneygrubbing bullshit writers, doctored-up by moneygrubbing bullshit agents, published by moneygrubbing bullshit publishers, promoted by moneygrubbing bullshit media dweebs and nd made into movies by moneygrubbing bullshit movie agents. Oh, in case anyone thinks the excerpt sounds "anti-Semitic," keep in mind it's fiction and that characters in novels are apt to say all sorts of silly things:

OPRAH'S DEAD SON Chapter Forty-one (excerpt) "Nothing you've said all day isn't anti-Semitic," Oprah says. "Cool. I must be on the right track. You've been brainwashed to believe there's nothing worse in the world than anti-Semitism. If you see or hear something that looks or sounds as if it may be vaguely critical of Israel or Jews in general or some random Jew in particular, you close your eyes, hold your hands over your ears and squawk like a chicken. Ayone perceived as anti-Semitic gets ignored, dismissed, called crazy. It's a closed, self-fulfilling, self-aggrandizing system, out of which not the slightest sliver of truth can ever hope to escape." "And you want to open it up? See to it somehow that uppity, moneygrubbing Jews get taken down a peg or two?" "Nope. I don't care what uppity, moneygrubbing Jews do, but I wouldn't mind it if you had the slightest clue that what I'm saying might just be a tiny bit true. It's a lot to ask, I know. The truth is anti-Semitic. It should be avoided at all costs. Try saying something anti-Semitic on your show someday. I dare you. You'll be off the air by the time they come back from the next commercial." "What did Jews ever do to you?" Oprah frowns. "Normal, nice, everyday, sweetiepie Jews who eat bagels and laugh at each other's jokes? Nothing. I like nice Jews. But the sniveling, sanctimonious Nazi Jews who run the media and entertainment monopoly pissed me off." "For not paying any attention to your stupid hippie book?" "Yep. And for being smug, smarmy, thoughtless Nazi thugs who rot a billion brains a day for the sake of making money. It's not just my stupid hippie book, it's any book worth reading or writing, anything worth knowing, anything that's not giddy, giggly, pop culture puke or fatuous, frivolous, facile drivel. The human mind has been turned into fascist, moneygrubbing mush in the past sixty years. The only things that are ever allowed into your consciousness are things that conform to the parameters of Nazi propaganda, period. If it doesn't make money you can't know it 'cause anything that doesn't make money isn't worth knowing. Those are the new parameters of Nazi propaganda. You can look 'em up in The New Nazi Propaganda Manual. It's put out by the Jews and guys who kiss up to Jews who run every aspect of media and entertainment from The New York Times to MTV—Rolling Stone, Comedy Central, Conde Nast, The Weinstein Company, Republicans, Democrats, publicists, agents, managers, you name it. Nazi propaganda pisses me off. When someone pisses me off I try to piss 'em off back. It's the least I can do." "In your own mind, maybe." "My own mind's what matters. Hitler would've pissed me off. I would've tried to piss him off back. Si Newhouse and Sumner Redstone and Peter Chernin and Charlie Rose piss me off. I hope there's something I can do someday to piss them off back. If you don't at least try to piss off the people who piss you off you might as well check yourself into Dachau—that's where you're living anyway..." Read the whole chapter and the previous two chapter here. Or not.

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If you want a copy of the whole huge fifteen-hour audio book extravaganza on .mp3 CDs, give me an address and I'll send you a copy. There's a bunch of other stuff on my little website, too. Click some links and see. Thanks. G.

Gerard Jones
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"...they'll have me whipped for speaking true, thou'lt
have me whipped for lying; and sometimes I am
whipped for holding my peace. I had rather be any
kind o' thing than a fool: and yet I would not be
thee, nuncle..."

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Please send me a writing sample of the "propoganda" you cited from my work to make me eligible for your publication. Or did you just make a list of the top editors/writers at newspapers and lump them all together under one giant generalization of "the media?" Thought so. Mark C. Mahoney

Read the two thousand pages of writing on my site and listen to the fifteen hours of audio and you'll see, hear and understand what I'm talking about. Here's a "writing" sample for you: "Some communities and states are re-evaluating their sex offender residency restrictions. One reason is because while ..." One reason is because? Isn't that a tad redundant? Thanks. G.

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