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April 30, 2008

I'm gonna be fiddling with my stupid Oprah book forever. The latest thing I'm calling it is Oprah's Dead Son, but it's still not anywhere near done and I've gotta get it done in order to go back and get it done right. I think I started it in 2002. That might have been a while ago. Here's an e-mail I just got:

Subject: remove me from your spam list You're on your own list and I don't do spam. G. Mr. Jones. I received the e-mail below unsolicited from you this morning. I do not know you nor I have I done business with you. I have requested not to receive any more emails from you. Unsolicited commercial emails are spam. I will forward the next one I receive from either of these addresses along with my last two emails to the New York Attorney General's consumer protection division. According to your public profile at the Columbia Journalism School website, you're working on your first book "Fake News, Real Politics." I have a free website listing agents and publishers which may be of assistance to you. I sent an e-mail to the address you provided on the Columbia site, which in and of itself is a tacit solicitation of e-mail communication. Further, my e-mail was in no way "commercial." I'm not selling anything. I gave you a link to a free book, links to chapters of a free audio book, offered to send you a free copy of the fifteen-hour audio book in its entirety and gave you the url of my free website which may aid you in your search for representation and the publication of your first book. The audio book is a narrative nonfiction account of the history of America from 1943 to 2003 which includes pertinent audio clips from noteworthy individuals who helped shape "real news" during those years, from The Shadow, Father Coughlin, Charles Lindbergh, JFK, MLK, Robert Welch, Harry Truman, etc. to Allen Ginsberg, Leadbelly, Walter Chronkite, Charles Bukowski, William Burroughs, Jack Kerouac, etc. (see the free index I provided you for the others). What that all means is that the book I gave you for free and the audio book I offered to send you for free is "news." Your bio says you're a news guy who, as such, should be interested in news. Whose fault is it that you're not what you say you are? Feel free to include this reply in your complaint to the NY Attorney General and/or whomsoever else you may want to complain to. Thanks. G.

Here's the original e-mail I sent the guy.

Quote:

Here's Ginny Good in its entirety:

http://everyonewhosanyone.com/ggsyn1.html

Here are some sample chapters from The Audio Book of Ginny Good.

Chapter 7: North Beach, New Year's Eve, 1962
http://everyonewhosanyone.com/audio/GGch07m.mp3

Chapter 13: San Francisco, Tijuana, Mississippi, New York, Summer, 1964
http://everyonewhosanyone.com/audio/GGch13m.mp3

Chapter 19: La Honda, May, 1965
http://everyonewhosanyone.com/audio/GGch19m.mp3

Chapter 23: Haight-Ashbury, Fall, 1967, Part 1
http://everyonewhosanyone.com/audio/GGch23m.mp3

Chapter 24: Haight-Ashbury, Fall, 1967, Part 2
http://everyonewhosanyone.com/audio/GGch24m.mp3

Chapter 32: Hillsborough, CA, Summer, 1982
http://everyonewhosanyone.com/audio/GGch32m.mp3

Chapter 35: Ashland, OR, February, 2003
http://everyonewhosanyone.com/audio/GGch35m.mp3

Here's the index:
http://everyonewhosanyone.com/ggsyn.html

If you want a copy of the whole huge fifteen-hour extravaganza on .mp3 CDs for free, give me an address and I'll send you a copy. There's a bunch of other stuff on my little website, too. Click some links and see. Thanks. G.

Gerard Jones
everyone@everyonewhosanyone.com
http://www.everyonewhosanyone.com

Unquote.

"...they'll have me whipped for speaking true, thou'lt
have me whipped for lying; and sometimes I am
whipped for holding my peace. I had rather be any
kind o' thing than a fool: and yet I would not be
thee, nuncle..."

Charles Belk Management
8939 S. Sepulveda Blvd., Ste. 110-240
Los Angeles, CA 90045
(323) 282-7900

http://www.charlesbelk.com

Evatopia, Inc.
400 S. Beverly Drive, Ste. 214
Beverly Hills, CA 90212
(310) 270-3868

http://www.evatopia.com

***Redacted***

Hey, Margery, turning this gorgeous book into a completed script would take one of your USC film school buddies twelve seconds. Turn 'em on to it. Thanks. G.

Origin Talent Agency
4705 Laurel Canyon Blvd., Suite 306
Studio City, CA 91607
(818) 487-1800

Hey Gerard: This is Marc Chancer and I own ORIGIN in Los Angeles. We are a theatrical agency that has an adult theatrical and commercial division and a kid's commercial and theatrical division. I've been receiving e-mails from tons of writers who think that we have a literary department, but we don't anymore.

Hey, Marc, all fixed. I include talent agents, but this clarification should keep people from thinking you rep writers. I moved you up the page a ways, too. Thanks. G.

The Marton Agency
1 Union Square West, Suite 612
New York, NY 10003
(212) 255-1908

Visionary Entertainment
8265 W. Sunset Blvd.
Los Angeles, CA 90046
(323) 848-9538

Gemstone Talent
27943 Seco Canyon Rd., Ste. 212
Santa Clarita, CA 91350

http://www.gemtal.com

Kristine Krupp Talent Agency
P.O. Box 6556
San Rafael, CA 94903
(415) 479-5404

Suzanna Camejo & Associates
3000 W. Olympic Blvd., Bldg. 3
Santa Monica, CA 90404
(310) 449-4064

Cinema Talent Agency
468 N. Camden Dr., Ste. 200
Beverly Hills, CA 90210
(818) 845-3816

http://www.cinematalentagency.com

Donna Wauhob Agency
3135 Industrial Road, Ste. 204
Las Vegas, NV 89109
(702) 733-1017

Hanns Wolters International
211 E 43rd St., Ste. 505
New York, NY 10018
(212) 714-0100

Claire Model and Talent
PO Box 1351
Long Beach, NY 11561
(516) 897-3703

P.O. Box 1028
Wheeling, IL 60090
(847) 459-0844

(Affinity Models & Talent)

http://www.clairemodelandtalent.com

Affinity Models & Talent, Inc.
8721 Santa Monica Blvd., Ste. 27
West Hollywood, CA 90069
(323) 525-0577

http://www.affinitytalent.com

Harden-Curtis Associates
850 Seventh Ave., Ste. 905
New York, NY, 10019
(212) 977-8502

Michael Lewis & Associates
2506 Fifth Street, Suite 100
Santa Monica CA 90405
(310) 399-1999

Professional Artists
321 W. 44th St., Suite #605
New York, NY 10036
(212) 247-8770

Talent Representatives
20 East 53rd Street, #2A
New York, NY 10022
(212) 752-1835

Lapides Entertainment
14724 Ventura Blvd., Penthouse
Sherman Oaks, CA 91403

5 Star Talent Agency
2312 Janet Lee Drive
La Crescenta, CA. 91214
(818) 249-4241

ASA Talent & Modeling
4430 Fountain Ave., Ste. A
Los Angeles, CA 90029

Baier Kleinman International
3575 Cahuenga Blvd., West, Ste. 500
Los Angeles, CA 90068
(323) 874-9800

Cassell Levy, Inc.
843 N. Sycamore Ave.
Los Angeles, CA. 90038
(323) 461-3971

Monteiro, Rose, Dravis Agency
17514 Ventura Blvd., Suite 205
Encino, CA 91316
(818) 501-1177

Daniel Hoff Agency
5455 Wilshire Blvd., Ste. 1100
Los Angeles, CA 90036
(323) 932-2500

The Austin Agency
6715 Hollywood Blvd., #311
Hollywood, CA 90028
(323) 957-4444

Dragon Talent
4283 Fountain Ave.
Los Angeles, CA 90029
(323) 667-0070

http://www.dragontalent.com

Ellis Talent Group
4705 Laurel Canyon Blvd., Ste. 300
Valley Village, CA 91607
(818) 980-8072

http://www.ellistalentgroup.com

Greene & Associates
7080 Hollywood Blvd, Suite 1017
Hollywood, CA 90028
(323) 960-1333

The Artists Group
2049 Century Park East, Ste. 4060
Los Angeles, CA 90067
(310) 552-1100

Robin Levy & Associates
9220 Sunset Boulevard, Suite 305
Los Angeles, CA 90069
(310) 278-8748

Howard Talent West
10657 Riverside Drive
Toluca Lake, CA 91602
(818) 766-5300

Cavaleri & Associates
178 S. Victory Blvd, Suite 205
Burbank, CA 91502
(818) 955-9300

Harmony Artists
8455 Beverly Blvd., Ste. 400
Los Angeles, CA 90048
(323) 655-5007

http://www.harmonyartists.com

Exile Entertainment
732 El Medio Avenue
Pacific Palisades, CA 90272
(310) 573-1523

Trio Talent Agency
117 N. Robertson Blvd., 2nd Flr.
West Hollywood, CA 90048
(310) 275-6886

http://www.triotalentagency.com

Foursight Entertianment
6275 W. Olympic Blvd.
Los Angeles, CA 90048
(323) 549-9899

http://www.foursight.com

Commercial Talent Agency
9157 Sunset Blvd., Ste. 215
Los Angeles, CA 90069
(310) 247-1431

Hollywood View
5255 Veronica St.
Los Angeles, CA 90008
(310) 480-5118

http://www.hollywood-view.com

Suite A Management
1101 S. Robertson Blvd., Suite 210
Los Angeles, CA 90035
(310) 278-0801

Overland Literary Management
1701 Harvard Street, NW
Washington, DC 20009
(202) 667-1135

The Muraviov Company
10607 Montgomery Ave.
Granada Hills, CA 91344
(818) 830-3449

Sandra Marsh Management
9150 Wilshire Blvd., Ste. 220
Beverly Hills, CA 90212
(310) 285-0303

http://www.sandramarsh.com

MGA/Mary Grady Agency
4804 Laurel Canyon Blvd., Ste. 592
Valley Village, CA 91607
(818) 763-8400

1875 Century Park East, Ste. H-3600
Century City, CA 90067

http://www.mgatalent.com

***Redacted***

Hey, Rob, all fixed. Oh, there are some roles for some kids in GINNY GOOD, too, including one juicy one...Wendy. I hope whoever makes a movie out of it keeps you guys in mind. Thanks. G.

Signature Artists Agency
6700 West 5th Street
Los Angeles, CA 90048
(323) 651-0600

The Paradise Group
8749 Sunset Blvd, Suite B
Los Angeles, CA 90069
(310) 854-6622

Paul Gerard Talent Agency
11712 Moorpark St., Ste. 112
Studio City, CA 91604
(818) 769-7015

L. J. & Associates
17328 Ventura Blvd, PMB 185
Encino Ca 91316
(818) 589-6960

The Levin Agency
8484 Wilshire Boulevard, Suite 750
Beverly Hills, CA 90211
(323) 653-7073

Omnipop
10700 Ventura Blvd., 2nd Flr., Ste. 2-C
Studio City, CA 91604
(818) 980-9267

55 West Old Country Road
Hicksville, NY 11801
(516) 937-6011

***Redacted***

Well, it's gonna need actors the play the characters in the movie and it's a funny book, but generally I think I probably knew that. I'm partly just throwing stuff at walls 'cause one never knows what might stick, do one? Thanks. G.

Partos, A Talent and Literary Agency
227 Broadway, Ste. 204
Santa Monica, CA 90401

http://www.partos.com

Shirley Wilson Talent Agency
5410 Wilshire Blvd., Suite 510
Los Angeles, CA 90036
(323) 857-6977

Sandie Schnarr Agency
8500 Melrose Ave., Ste. 212
West Hollywood, CA, 90069
(310) 360-7680

Cindy Romano Modeling & Talent Agency
PO Box 1951
Palm Springs, CA 92263
(760) 323-3333

hhtp://www.crtalent.com

Created By
1041 North Formosa Ave.
West Hollywood, CA 90046
(323) 850-3555

Stacey Lane, A Talent Agency
13455 Ventura Boulevard, Suite 240
Sherman Oaks, CA 91423
(818) 501-2668

Pacific West Artists
12500 Riverside Drive, Ste. 202
North Hollywood, CA 91607
(818) 755-8544

Ampersand Management:
15957 Meadowcrest Rd.
Sherman Oaks,CA 91403
(310) 274-7707

http://www.ampersandmgmt.com

Colleen Cler Talent Agency
176 South Victory, Ste. Suite 108
Burbank, CA 91502
(818) 841-7943

http://www.colleencler.com

Jaymes & Company
12444 Ventura Blvd., Ste. 103
Studio City, CA 91604
(818) 761-7832

Jeff Ross Management, Inc.
14560 Benefit Street Suite #206
Sherman Oaks, CA 91403
(818) 788-6847

Gerard, Keep up the good work. It's a great website, and resource for writers. Thank you, Jeff Ross

Hey, Jeff, thanks. It's a fun hobby until I start my real career as a lion-tamer in April. G.

Gerard, Lion tamer? I didn't know that Ringling Brothers was coming to town? Lol? Thanks again for keeping me abreast of the changes. Jeff

Oh, they're not. I'm gonna try to get lion-taming introduced as an Olympic sport. I like a challenge. Some guys at MGM were thinking about making a movie out of my book but now they're not 'cause of company sensibilities whatever that is so I'm bummed and every time I get bummed I take up lion-taming. G.

John Jacobs Entertainment
6527 1/2 Hayes Dr.
Los Angeles, CA 90048
(310) 933-9922

Ken Sherman & Associates
9507 Santa Monica Blvd., Ste. 211
Beverly Hills, CA 90210
(310) 273-8840

Marie Brown Associates
625 Broadway
New York, NY 10012
(212) 533-5534

Michael D. Robins and Associates
23241 Ventura Blvd. #300
Woodland Hills, CA 91364
(818) 343-1755

Sladek Entertainment
8306 Wilshire Blvd., PMB 510
Beverly Hills, CA 90211
(323) 934-9268

Cushman Entertainment Group
10947 Bloomfield Street, Ste. 209
Studio City, CA 91602
(818) 980-6215

MM Gertz Entertainment
3940 Laurel Canyon Blvd., Ste. 222
Studio City, CA 91604
(310) 497-7212

Lone Eagle Productions
14724 Ventura Blvd., Ste. 800
Sherman Oaks, CA 91403
(805) 778-1186

Legend Management
419 S Alandele
Los Angeles, CA 90036
(310) 225-5244

http://www.legendmanagement.com

Mark Robert Manager
PO Box 1549
Studio City, CA 91614

http://www.markrobertmgmt.com

I only represent actors. Thanks. Mark Robert

Endurance Talent Management
2920 West Olive Avenue, Ste. 202
Burbank Calif 91505
(818) 846-3547

http://www.endurancetalentmanagement.com

Caliber Talent Management
244 Fifth Avenue, Ste. 254-F
New York, NY 10001

http://www.calibertalent.com

Arts and Letters Entertainment
7715 Sunset Blvd., Ste. 100
Los Angeles, CA 90046

http://www.artsandlets.com

Mademoiselle Talent Agency
10835 Santa Monica Blvd., Ste. 204-A
West Los Angeles, CA 90025
(310) 441-9994

Maier Management
117 N. Robertson Blvd.
Beverly Hills, CA, 90048
(310) 860-0099

http://www.maiermanagement.com

Brick Entertainment
13321 Ventura Blvd.
Sherman Oaks, CA 91423
(818) 784-2000

http://www.brickentertainment.com

Lane Management Group
13017 Woodbridge Street
Studio City, CA 91604
(818) 990-6366

http://www.lanemanagement.com

Marian Berzon Talent Agency
336 E. 17th Street
Costa Mesa, CA 92627
(949) 631-5936

Jongleur Media Services
9015 Owensmouth Ave., Ste. 106
Canoga Park, CA 91304
(818) 739-0670

http://www.garyrevel.com/jms

Lamblet Talent Management
PO Box 931592
Los Angeles, CA 90093
(323) 848-7143

http://www.lambletmgmt.com

Seekers Entertainment
8730 West Sunset Blvd., Ste. 290
West Hollywood, CA 90069
(310) 734-5653

http://www.seekersusa.net

Carey Management
1255 South Burnside Avenue
Los Angeles, CA 90019
(323) 939-9830

Joey Edmonds Management
4165 Sarah Street
Burbank, CA 91505
(818) 955-8710

Encore! Talent Group
2219 West Olive, Ste. 100-51
Burbank, CA 91506
(818) 955-8821

Gammy Talent Management
PO Box 609
Palm Desert, CA 92261
(760) 200-5892

Global One
3530 Wilshire Blvd., Ste. 1860
Los Angeles, CA 90010
(213) 380-9206

Hollywood Management Company
8275 Fountain Avenue, Ste. 1
West Hollywood, CA 90046
(310) 999-4747

JPC Talent
620 North Brand Blvd., Ste. 400
Glendale, CA 91203
(818) 549-4111

Green Key Management
251 West 89th St., Ste. 4-A
New York, NY 10024
(212) 874-7373

http://www.greenkeymanagement.com

Donald P. Jackson Talent Management
142 East 23rd Street
New York, NY 10159
(212) 683-4417

Steinberg Talent Management Group
1560 Broadway, Ste. 405
New York, NY 10036
(212) 843-3200

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(666) = Asked not to be contacted (by me, not by you), very likely because he or she is a happy little slave boy or a happy little slave girl and doesn't want it any other way, uh-huh, uh-huh.

Gerard Jones
everyone@everyonewhosanyone.com