The old guy cranks the La-Z-Boy upright, looks over at Isaac and the two of them seem to get lost in each other's eyes, seem to lose track of time and language and logic. The kid's got the old guy mesmerized, bewitched, in awe. Her son's awesome! Ha! Giselle feels her heart puff up with pride and brim over with joy and luck and affection like someone's pumping air into her lungs with an old bicycle pump. Isaac's eyes are completely candidclear and fresh and unflinching, the way her eyes were when she was a kid, the way Abraham's eyes were the night he showed up on her couch. Wow, had a lot ever happened since then. Billie Holliday's voice comes out of nowhere into the backwoods of Tennessee singing:
"More than you know, more than you know,
Man of my heart, I love you so."
The old guy can't seem to speak above a quizzical whisper when he finally gets around to asking Isaac: "What do you know about yourself?"
"Too much to make into words," the kid says quickly, brushing his hand through the space in front of his face. "It would be easier to explain a sneeze." He's perched cross-legged on the arm of Oprah's chair, rocking slowly to and fro with his tennis shoes tucked under the backs of his legs.
"How can you even understand words?" Oprah asks.
"I have ears. I listen. I hear. I have the brains I was born with." He glances at Giselle and his eyes twinkle with pent-up mirth like shafts of sunlight through the blue-green water of a bottomless lagoon.
"Have you been listening to what we've been talking about this whole time?" Oprah leans back in her chair to get a better look at him.
"Yep. You and grandpa don't know what either of you are talking about but you're cute together. He says yes, you say no. You say stop, he says go. You're two sides of the same coinit's, like, all Hegelian."
"Hegelian?" The old guy cocks his head.
"Totally," the kid says. "Mom and dad are the opposite of each other, too. All the stuff that went into you and Grandma Oprah went into dad, same with mom and her parents, back and back, and here I am, the synthesis of everyone. Grandma Oprah says, 'If you can't lick 'em, join 'em.' You say, 'If you can't join 'em lick 'em.'"
"Who have I joined 'cause I can't lick?" Oprah asks snappishly.
"Jews," Isaac says.
"And your grandfather can't join Jews so he's gonna lick 'em?"
"Basically, yeah, but don't pay it any mind. He's got an ax to grind."
"Why would anyone want to join Jews or lick Jews, either one?"
"Jews run things." Isaac shrugs.
"Well, Jews and guys who kiss up to Jews," the old guy adds casually.
"Run things like what?" Oprah asks.
"Media, entertainment, politics, education, hearts and minds," the kid rattles them off. "All the stuff Grandpa was saying about how the rich get richer by keeping poor people stupid. Jews are in charge of all that."
"It's not just Jews," the old guy reiterates. "Much as they'd like to, Jews can't do everything by themselves. You have to keep an eye on demographics. Consumers of goods and services come in all shapes and sizes and only pay attention to people who look and act and sound like them, so Jews have to hire all sorts of different shop clerks to sell the junk people need to buy to make sure the rich get richer. That's why a guy like Tom Brokaw, the single most full-of-shit human being who ever lived, gets paid big bucks to pontificate out his ass. The morons of America have been brainwashed from birth to take Tom Brokaw at his word."
"More full of shit than Bill O'Reilly?" Oprah asks.
"They appeal to overlapping vertical markets." The old guy clasps his hands.
"But Jews and guys who kiss up to Jews decide which clerks get the jobs they get." Isaac doesn't seem to want them to go off on a tangent.
"Yep," his grandfather says. "The only talent that's absolutely required to work in media or entertainment is that you must unceasingly kiss up to Jews."
"So, technically, Jews are in charge."
"As far as hearts and minds go, surewe're all too busy pitying the poor Jews of time immemorial to notice, but Jews and guys who kiss up to Jews have taken over total control of the consciousness of almost all people almost everywhere. Everything anyone can see or hear or read or write or learn or teach is produced and directed and promoted by Jews and guys who kiss up to Jews and has to be approved by Jews or guys who kiss up to Jews. The propaganda gulag has got the whole world living in a Pollyanna police state. You can't even think anything that Jews and guys who kiss up to Jews don't want you to think. It's worse than North Korea. It's worse than Germany under Hitler and the Soviet Union under Stalin and China under Mao. You can't know anything that Jews don't want you to know. It would screw up the system. Jews and guys who kiss up to Jews have built the media and entertainment monopoly piece by piece for the past sixty years and use it to keep you so stupid you think you need the tons of worthless junk you go deeper and deeper into debt to buy."
"So Jews are the new Nazis," Isaac says without a hint of emotion.
"Well, you don't want to give Jews too much credit, either." The old guy wags his index finger. "It's actually rich guys who are the new Nazis. Jews and guys who kiss up to Jews just do their propaganda for them, the way Joseph Goebbels did Hitler's propaganda for the old Nazis. If you were living in Germany in the thirties and forties, all you knew was what Nazis wanted you to know. Death camps? No. Who would do such a thing? Kill forty million Russians and Poles in the name of modesty, clarity, firmness and decency? Okay, but only because we'll all be better off in the long run. Bomb London back to the Stone Age out of spite? Go for it. Our commanders in the field know best. Give us this day our daily dose of drama and self-esteem and you can do whatever you think you need to do for our own good. Now it's a handful of rich guys who are the Nazis and obscene wealth is the new nationalism, the new blood and soil, the new Fatherland. A thousand billionaires keep doubling their money every decade by selling stuff everyday people get tricked by media and entertainment into thinking they want or need. The world isn't ruled by governments anymore at all, it's ruled by money. The Nazis who own multinational conglomerates are the new aristocracy, the new nobility, the new master race. They make the rules and own the plantations and build the walls and police the streets and control the courts and write the history books and define the words in dictionaries and use Jews and guys who kiss up to Jews in the propaganda gulag to keep ordinary consumers brainwashed out of their poor, stupid minds. The system that worked in the Third Reich has become the system that's working everywhere. New Nazis have risen up from the ashes of World War Two. Huge conglomerates have spread out to include all the people in all the nations on earth. Six million Jews working themselves to death in Dachau, being starved and beaten and tortured and gassed and burned and shot and experimented on, all that was a drop in the bucket compared to the six billion people slaving away in forced labor camps to make nothing but more and more money for the Nazi thugs who run things today. Being poor in a world owned and operated by Nazi conglomerates is the same as being Jewish in the Third Reich. Get rich and stay rich, that's the ticket. Wheedle every nickel out of every man, woman and child you can wheedle a nickel out of and when nobody has any nickels left, melt the fillings in his or her teeth. The whole thing's a miracle of manipulation and organization. Every little nowhere town gets inundated with some version of the same strike-it-rich dream spewed by the media and entertainment monopoly. Make money at all costs. You are what you're worth. Everybody wants to make a bucklegally, illegally, whatever it takes, lie, cheat, steal, sell your kids, sell your body, sell your soul, sell your blood, sell your sweat, sell your tears, marry a millionaire, grow opium, buy commodities, invest in mutual funds, cook crack cocaine, beg, manufacture meth, work for a bank, clean toilets, sell shoes, it doesn't matter how you make a buck or what bunch of no-account slaves you make it off, what matters is the making of a buck. Little local Nazis profit from the labor of their neighbors, bigger Nazis profit from the profits of little local Nazis and so on up the pyramid until you get to the ten million millionaires at the top of the heapand the thousand or so new Nazi billionaires profit from them. Profit for profit's sake has become the single guiding principle of the species. It's the only game in town, the most engaging sport around. Kids the world over are taught before they can talk that the reason they were conceived was to accumulate wealth and that whoever makes the most money is the coolest, the smartest, the most attractive, the most worthwhile, the cream of the crop, the chosen ones. It doesn't matter what kind of tasteless, talentless twerp you may be, if you've got enough money you're okay, you've arrived, you're the best Sneetches on the beaches. The guys who own Nazi conglomerates have all the money there is to have and they use it to make even more money, to buy more propaganda, to build new camps, to starve more slaves, to conduct new experiments, to extract more wealthfor the fun of it, for the pure joy of making every ounce of profit there is to be made at the expense of every other human value and every other human being on the face of the Earth. When the cost of labor gets too high in one camp, they shut it down and build a cheaper camp in another, poorer countrydignity, honor, love, affection, integrity, humanity, pfssh, show me the money. And the poor, brainwashed schlubs these new Nazis use and abuse and starve and exploit and murder and rape and make into lampshades and render into soap are grateful for the rags they can afford to buy and the bowls of gruel they can afford to eat thanks to the propaganda spewed at them by Jews and guys who kiss up to Jews in the media and entertainment monopoly. They think they're lucky to have a job. They think work makes them free. They count their blessings and mow their lawns and root for the Yankees or the Red Sox or the Giants and vote and send their kids to Nazi schools and owe their souls to the company store. The whole world has become one big concentration camp and pretty soon it's gonna turn into one big death camp. After you've squeezed every nickel there is to squeeze out of a person, it becomes unprofitable to keep him or her alive any longer than absolutely necessary. Multinational Nazi conglomerates are the Fourth Reich and Jews and guys who kiss up to Jews run the Ministry of Propaganda and Public Enlightenment. It's still in its early, euphoric stagespeople are stoked about the global economy revitalizing the world the same way people were stoked about National Socialism revitalizing Germanybut this latest Reich is going to turn into the most horrific genocide of all time, a genocide a thousand times more barbaric and inhuman and insane than The Holocaust the Third Reich turned into."
"Okay," the kid says. "But lots of Jews have made lots of money besides doing propaganda for the Nazis who own big conglomerates, right?"
"Oh, sure," the old guy says. "You don't want to give Jews too little credit, eitherthey don't just do propaganda and there's nothing stopping them from owning Nazi conglomerate of their own. Jews and guys who kiss up to Jews have all the authority there is to have and make all the money there is to make in media and entertainment, but it's small potatoes compared to the money the rest of the Nazi conglomerates make. There's a bunch of Russians and Indians and Saudis who own Nazi corporationsChinese, Brits, Canadians, Brazilians, Japanese, you name it. There are plenty of Jewish billionaires among them, too, Jews that don't have anything to do with media or entertainmentall those Russian energy guys, for example, and guys like Larry Ellison, Sergey Brin, Larry Page, Eli Broad, Donald Bren, Steve Ballmer, Andy Grove, Michael Dell, Sheldon Adelson, Herb Allen, blah, blah, blahbut two-thirds of all the Nazi billionaires in the world aren't Jewish."
"So you're saying a third of all billionaires are Jewish? That sounds a little far-fetched to me," Oprah says.
"Believe it or not," the old guy says. "If you added corporate Nazis who kiss up to Jews, the list would be all-inclusive, of courseWarren Buffett, Bill Gates, Rupert Murdoch, all the Wal-Mart boys and girlseven Islamic oil guys who have a stake in Nazi conglomerates kiss up to Jews. They have to. Without Jews in media and entertainment hawking it for them, nobody would buy any oil, nobody would buy any anything. Capitalism would go out of business. Nazi Muslims are as susceptible to the propaganda spewed by Jews in media and entertainment as anyone else. They wouldn't spend their oil money on the worthless junk they spend it on if they weren't brainwashed by Jews in media and entertainment to want the worthless junk they spend their oil money on. The Sultan of Brunei has four billion dollars tied up in cars, for Christ's sake, and Allah only knows how much crap the Saudi royal family and a handful of sheiks in the UAE waste their oil money on, but it's a lot. If oil guys didn't buy the junk they buy, the rest of the Nazi conglomerates couldn't sell the junk they sell, and so on and so on. The whole thing's a big snake eating its tail. Jews and guys who kiss up to Jews in media and entertainment just keep it hungry."
"If the Sultan of Brunei bought four billion dollars worth of automobiles you can bet he paid a lot less than that for them and they're gonna be worth a lot more if he ever decides to sell them. Appreciation makes the world go around," Oprah says.
"Usury makes the world go around, ask Ezra Pound," Abraham says.
"Nah," the old guy says. "Propaganda makes the world go around. Hearts and minds is where it's at. Once you've infiltrated the hearts and minds of ordinary consumers, it amazing what all you can get them to go along with. Grind the hearts and souls and bodies of six billion slaves into dog food for sport, for the sake of making a buck, for the sake of being better than the next guy, that's what matters. Love thy neighbor, pfssh. Profit from thy neighbor, use the poor putz to glorify yourself, make mincemeat of your neighbor if you can get a nickel or two out of the deal. Screw God. Screw your neighbor. Thou shalt love money with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind. The rest is commentary."
"I suppose you think I run one of your Nazi conglomerates," Oprah says.
"Oh, yeah," the old guy says out of the side of his mouth. "You own a fair-sized Nazi media and entertainment company that kisses up to Jews. You and all the other media boys and girls who aren't JewishRupert Murdoch, Ted Turner, Richard Branson, David Thompson, blah, blah, blahyou all have to kiss up to Jews or none of you would stay in business another month. Who do you think runs News Corp? Jews, that's who. GE, Viacom, Disney, Time-Warner? Jews, Jews, Jews. You have to kiss up to Jews in order to be in media or entertainment and everyone in any other business has to kiss up to Jews in media and entertainment in order to sell the stuff they have to sell to stay in business. Without Jews running the all-pervasive propaganda apparatus, nothing would get any hype, nobody would want to buy anything but bare necessities, demand would go out the window, no demand, no supplythe whole kit and caboodle would dry up and blow away. The sole function of media and entertainment is to con people into thinking the best things in life aren't free. That's the way capitalism works. Value is worth in money. The more money you're worth the more valuable you are, the more you matter."
"It's human nature to want to be appreciated." Oprah pats Isaac's head.
"Ah, but the notion that money is the only legitimate means of expressing love or affection or appreciation has been shoved down the throats of everyone influenced by Western culture for the last sixty years. It's supplanted every other value there is. Media and entertainment has made money the only thing worth making."
"And that's supposed to be some big Jewish conspiracy?" Oprah scowls.
"Hey, you tell me. Twenty of the twenty-five billionaires in New York City are JewsCarl Icahn, Michael Bloomberg, a bunch of Bronfmans and Tisches and Kochs, Bruce Kovner, George Soros, Ron Perelman, Hank Greenberg, Leonard Stern, Bruce Wasserstein, Sandy Weill, Mickey Drexler, Mike Moritz, Ralph Lauren, Calvin Klein and so on. Except for Bloomberg, they're all just plain old-fashioned Nazi capitalist billionaires who don't have much to do with propaganda. It's not until you get past all the energy guys and finance guys and real estate guys and software guys that you get to the Nazi Jews who run media and entertainmentSi Newhouse, Paul Allen, the Cox family, Geffen, Spielberg, Katzenberg, Sumner Redstone, Haim Saban, Steve Wynn, and so on. They're among the big Jewish guns in media and entertainment, but they've got tons of little Jewish guns to go with 'emArthur Sulzberger, Tom Friedman, Mort Zuckerman, Jann Wenner, Leslie Moonves, Bud Selig, Neil Shapiro, Clive Davis, Mel Karmazin, Bob Iger, Peter Chernin, Ron Meyer, Jerry Bruckheimer, Sam Tanenhaus, Don Hewitt, Saul Zaentz, Tim Allen, Bob Shaye, Michael Douglas, Rob Reiner, Bob and Harvey Weinstein, Polly Cohen, Nina Jacobson, Elizabeth Gabler, Suze Orman, Charles Saatchi, Paula Wagner, David Remnick, Kinky Friedman, Danny Goldberg, Joel and Ethan Coen, Jane Rosenthal, Bob Yari, Steve Bing, Scott Rudin, Dick Wolf, Doug Morris, Dick Morris, Joel Silver, Barry Diller, Jeff Zucker, David Stern, Wolf Blitzer, Brian Graden, Billy Crystal, Andy Lack, Larry Kirshbaum, Judge Judy, Dr. Laura, Matt Lauer, Jerry Seinfeld, Roger Ailes, Ben Stein, Keith Olberman, Andrea Mitchell, Allen Greenspan, Gerald Schoenfeld, Gail Berman, Jeff Skoll, Brian Grazer, Stacey Snider, Adam Sandler, Nadine Strossen, Nat Hentoff, Al Frankin, Todd Wagner, Sam Zell, Barry Levinson, Bill Maher, David Mamet, Harrison Ford, Charlie Rose and everyone one who ever goes on Charlie Rose's show..."
"That's not even close to true," Oprah says.
"Maybe it's just me, but any time I've ever seen the thing there's been nothing but some bunch of Jews yammering at some other bunch of Jews about how to make more and more money." The old guy shrugs.
"And you're telling me all this, why?"
"To give you some inkling of the number of Jews Nazi billionaires put on the payroll to keep ordinary consumers brainwashed out of their poor, stupid minds."
"Then they hire guys like Tom Brokaw and Bill O'Reilly?"
"And you and Ellen and Jay Leno, yeah. It's complicated. May I continue?"
"I would prefer that you didn't," Oprah says.
"Larry King, Katie Couric, Mike Wallace, Barbara Walters, Mike Nichols, Al Davis, William Shatner, Jon Stewart, Amy Pascal, Woody Allen, Kevin Kline, Howard Zinn, Joe Roth, Brad Gray, Stuart Bloomberg, Michael Eisner, Michael Ovitz, Brad Siegel, Mark Cuban, Ted Koppel, Michael Douglas, Dustin Hoffman, Bob Dylan, Matt Drudge, Dan Abrams, William Safire, Susan Moldow, Cindy Spiegel, David Shanks, Leslie Gelbman, Charles Krauthammer, Norm Ornstein, Jill Abrahson, Joel Klein, Krusty the Clown, Jerry Lewis, Amy Goodman, Sean Penn, Carl Bernstein, Barbara Streisand, Charles Koppelman, Noam Chomsky, Goldie Hawn, Big Bird, Alan Dershowitz, David Brooks, Borat, Gary Hersh, Winona Ryder, Bill Kristol, Kevin Kline, Ted Frostmann, Lorne Michaels, Sarah Silverman, Jimmy Kimmel, Sid Kimmel, Aaron Sorkin, Andrea Dworkin, David Reznik, Seymour Hersh, Howard Stringer, Lloyd Braun, Gloria Steinem, Larry David, Marvin Kalb, you name it. Joe Lieberman, Barbara Boxer, Diane Feinstein, Carl Levin, Russ Feingold, Rahm Emanuel, Ron Wyden, Chuck Schumer, Arlen Specter, Paul Wolfowitz, Sandy Berger, Richard Perle, Scooter Libby, Larry Summers, Elliot Abrams, Lanny Davis, Michael Chertoff, Doug Feith, David Frum, Josh Bolten..."
"Those last guys are all in government or politics," Oprah says.
"Government and politics is entertainment, are you kidding? Name me one politician that wasn't hand-picked by Jews or guys who kiss up to Jews. You can't. Same goes for movie stars, rap singers, news anchors, wide receivers and all the rest. Politicians get hyped by the media and entertainment monopoly like any of the other products brainwashed consumers consume. Or not. They're pawns in the big chess game concocted by media and entertainment to keep people blissfully stupid, to keep them slaves, to keep them buying the crap they buy, but even all those guys are just the tip of the iceberg. Tens of thousands of Nazi Jews run every aspect of media and entertainment, including politics, and that's not even counting all the guys who kiss up to Jews. When you include them, Holy Christ, it's everyonejournalism schools, The White House, K Street, publicists, bloggers, critics, social networks, cartoons, video games, think tanks, foundations, book stores, Amazon, English departments, film schools, comedy clubs, music, Broadway, the NFL, baseball, boxing, the Borscht Belt, the Friars Club, PBS, NPR, Sesame Street, talk radio, everything, all sources of information, all forms of communication. All experts are Jews or guys who kiss up to Jews. You don't believe anything that's not propounded and promoted by the high-priced propaganda professionals who keep you strung out on the heroin of hype your whole life. Propaganda is the fountainhead of all viable knowledge and propaganda is inflated, overblown, lying crap...like, by definition. Lord, what mushrooms we mortals bethey keep us in the dark and feed us bullshit. Jews and guys who kiss up to Jews have created the most massive, oppressive, incestuous, unassailable propaganda confabulation ever made by man to enslave other men. Starting with Sponge Bob, it rots the minds of kids before they can talk, teaches teachers to keep the little buggers' clueless when they're old enough to go to school and turns the latest crop of what they call adults over to fear, insecurity, nationalism, racism, greed, success, self-interest, banks, mortgages, insurance companies and endless advertising, all of which conspire to make sure the ignorant twits spend the rest of their lives as happy little empty-headed slaves raising the next generation of happy little empty-headed slaves, consuming umpteen tons of worthless goods and services, wrecking the planet, making money for their owners hand over fist and starting the whole vicious cycle all over again. Anything that generates any kind of hype at all is run by Jews and guys who kiss up to Jews and the only thing they ever really hype is each other, the sacred State of Israel and the never-ending joy of making more and more money for the Nazi conglomerates that own them. All the big movie and TV studios are owned and operated exclusively by Jews and guys who kiss up to Jews, NBC Universal, Disney, Fox, Warner Brothers, Sony, Viacom, MGM. Same goes for all the big literary and talent agencies, CAA, William Morris, ICM, Endeavor, Gersh, IMG, etc.guys like Norman Brokaw, Jeff Berg, Risa Shapiro, Jim Wiatt, Dave Wirtschafter, John Burnham, Ari Emanuel, Tracey Jacobs, Sam Gores, Mark Steinberg, Harry Abrams and the hundreds of giddy little nitwits who call themselves literary agents: Esther Newberg, Lisa Bankoff, Suzanne Gluck, Mel Berger, Peter Ginsberg, Mort Janklow, Robert Gottlieb, Charlotte Sheedy, Ellen Levine, Steve Wasserman, Al Zuckerman, on and on and on. The only people any of these guys ever sell anything to or buy anything from is other Jews or other guys who kiss up to Jews. It's a fascist, incestuous, criminal cabal and anyone who deigns to say so is obviously completely insane. If it weren't for Jews in media and entertainment there wouldn't be any media or entertainment. And I haven't even mentioned management companies, sports agents, record companies, PR guys, entertainment lawyers, Jacob Bloom, Bert Fields, Bruce Ramer, the list goes on and on for ever and ever. Nothing that doesn't have the Jewish Seal of Approval ever makes its way into the consciousness of ordinary consumers, periodin exactly the same way that nothing that didn't have the Nazi Seal of Approval ever made its way into the consciousness of ordinary Germans in the Third Reich. Those last guys are the guys who really call the shotsagents and managers and publicists and lawyers and such. They're the gatekeepers, the ghouls and goblins of capitalist cruelty, the overseers of never-ending excess, the Simon Legrees of greed, the sheepherders of the apocalypse, the Mengeles and Eichmanns of the next Holocaust. They totally stick together and only give a rat's ass about other Jews the way Nazis only gave a rat's ass about other Nazis...and among them they have an absolute stranglehold on all media and all entertainment and all politics. You don't blow your nose in New York or Hollywood or DC unless you give some bunch of Jews a percentage of the snot to sanctify the handkerchief. They've got stables of celebrities and actors and directors and singers and writers and athletes and politicians and TV anchors and columnists and talk show hosts to keep consumers entertained like the patricians of Rome had stables of gladiators to keep Roman citizens entertained. There's no possible way to get any attention whatsoever without kissing up to Jews or guys who kiss up to Jews. Piss off a Jew in media or entertainment or politics and you can't be in media or entertainment or politics. Say something that might be construed as even marginally anti-Semitic and you can't be anything at allyou can't be a writer, a singer, a politician, a costume designer, nothing. It's a closed shop the way Nazi propaganda was a closed shop. Celebrities are the new gladiatorsmovie stars, athletes, singers, writers, comedians, game show hosts, news readers, politicians, anyone and anything that keeps you from knowing what a complete police state these latest Nazis have you living in. Gladiators were slaves. Celebrities are slaves. Gladiators saluted the emperor. Celebrities salute Jews. Jews salute Nazi billionaires. Nazi billionaires salute money. Ordinary people get crammed into boxcars and shipped to forced labor camps where they're cheated and lied to and kept entertained out of their poor, stupid minds until they've outlived their usefulness and it's off to the ovens, jiggity jig. You don't make a movie or write a book anyone sees or reads, you don't get on TV or in the newspapers or get any kind of notice or hype or credence or publicity of any kind unless you kiss up to Jews and guys who kiss up to Jews. It's a closed system, an absolute dictatorship. With practically zero exceptions, you can't know anything Jews don't want you to know. Think about that the next time you're at the movies or read an article in a newspaper or browse through a book in a bookstore or pick up a magazine at the dentist's office and keep in mind that you couldn't have seen it or heard it or read it unless it had been sanctioned and vetted and censored and edited and permitted into your consciousness by Jews or guys who kiss up to Jews. They're like the guys who drove the spaceships in Dune. If you control the spice, you control the universe. The spice is corporate Nazi propaganda and Jews control it, plain and simple. Media and entertainment is money grubbing pap and propaganda, period, every word of it, every picture, every sound, every syllable, and Jews and the kiss-ups they hire to keep you stupid are in cahoots to stay in total control of all of it. Nobody ever gets elected to any political office whatsoever unless he or she is hand-picked by a bunch of Jews and subscribes wholeheartedly to a complex agenda that preserves and protects the State of Israel at all costs, keeps Jews in charge of media and entertainment, turns the suffering of six billion slaves into mountains of money for Nazi conglomerates and keeps ordinary consumers brainwashed out of their minds. Unless you pay your dues to a bunch of Jews you're shut out, shut up, ignored, blacklisted, censored, marginalized, laughed at, called a loon. Those are just facts. Jews have an absolute monopoly on all information, all education, all media, all entertainment, all politics, all hearts, all mindslike the kid may already have said."
"Not in quite so many words," Isaac says.
Oprah chuckles a deep, throaty, chin-jiggling chuckle and says, "What a complete crock! What do you do? Stay up nights making megalomaniacal lists of people who matter 'cause you don't?"
"I just like to know who's naughty and nice."
"And you presume to know one from the other?" Oprah asks.
"Sure. If you know who you are, you're nice. If you have a fair idea of what's in front of your face, you're nice. If you don't try to hide and don't lie or cheat or steal, you're nice. If all you give a rat's ass about is money, you're not."
"I told you he had an ax to grind." Isaac pokes Oprah's arm with his tiny fist.
"I got a lot of axes to grind," the old guy says.
"Why don't you just go ahead and say whatever else you want to say and get it over with so we can get to what we got Grandma Oprah down here to get to?" The kid climbs gingerly off the arm of Oprah's overstuffed chair and stretches out on his back in the middle of the hooked rug.
"What did you get me down here to get to?" Oprah asks.
"We'll get to that," Isaac says.